Top Chef Jesus (John 6:27)

First Jesus wanted to turn you into a water gun and now he's offering super-food. It goes to show that Jesus was always looking to fulfill the physical needs of people first (some Bible thumpers should take note). Then based on that physical need, he can more easily explain the spiritual needs. Of course this can get often get confusing as we'll see in the next few posts.

Which never spoiling food do you think is under Jesus' food cover? I really wanted to draw a Twinkie on the tray, but I thought that could get difficult to distinguish from all the other torpedo shaped foods. Besides, according to the Hostess Cakes website, a Twinkie's shelf life is really only twenty-six days. The only foods that I've found evidence that don't go bad are honey (only if packaged correctly) and salt. Well that's kinda boring. For the sake of awesomeness, let's just say under the food cover is a Twinkie specially made by Jesus that lives up to the everlasting hype.


If you have 1000 year old salt at your table: