It appears Jesus was dealing with some hungry people since the last few posts are all about bread. If you're gonna try to make heaven a vending machine why wouldn't you order something better? Most sign seekers are so unimaginative. Try this one on for size: “Jesus, if you want me to go to church this Sunday I need you to give me a sign by sending a Bugatti Veyron around to pick me up.”
If you come pick me up in your absurdly expensive car:
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