Monday, March 29, 2010

The power is yours! (John 4:13-14)

in him a spring of water welling up to eternal life
If some random guy came up to me and tried to give me an internal water source I'd probably nod my head and hurry away from him causally but as quickly as possible. I know Jesus is talking metaphorically about his ability to satisfy your spiritual thirst, but what if he actually gave you water powers like in X-men or that Asian girl from Captain Planet and the Planeteers. By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet! Poor Ma-Ti with the power of heart. He got the leftover ring. What was I talking about again?


If you get a crew cut/mullet combo and dye your hair green:

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